Orange and Grape Existential Dread Crewneck
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In a cocktail shaker combine crippling uneasiness at the daily prospect of our meaningless existence with crushed ice and a shot of a debilitating lack of coping mechanisms. Add artificial orange and grape extract and serve over ice in a highball glass with a dash of bitterness. Garnish with a fresh smile so no one knows you are silently screaming inside.
- Printed to order in Toronto, Canada
- Allow approximately 15 business days for dispatch / pick up as they are printed to order
Crewneck- 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
- Double-needle shoulder, and armhole seams.
Standard Menswear Fit
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